Jake McClintock, Entertainment Editor
Name: Jake McClintock
Grade: 12
Best Advice: “Never leave a fellow Crasher behind. Crashers take care of their own.”
Dream Job: Nurse anesthetist
Favorite Movie Villain: The Joker
Fictional Character Crush: Sloane Peterson from Ferris Bueller’s Day Off
Average hours of sleep each night: Enough
Death row meal: 108 ounces of Kraft Mac n’ Cheese
Spirit animal: Phoenix
Worst movie: Disaster Movie